"Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers." - Colin McRae

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"Speed never killed anybody. Suddenly getting stationary that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

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"I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said 'Parking fine'." - Tim Vine

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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

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“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.” - Dave Barry